I lied. I told you it was seven (7) and it’s only six (6). So we’re done here.
Actually, I didn’t lie. I just didn’t know.
I had a seventh one lined up. Until last Thursday, I believed there would be seven. Then I started working with the seventh one and NO just no.
It was my first real attempt at writing a novel, I mean, as an adult. It was the first time I wrote something down and thought, “This is going to be a novel. I’m going to make this into a novel.”
It opens with a nightmare. A bloody nightmare with no real emotional content.
It proceeds almost immediately into a memory. A boring memory.
It’s trite and melodramatic.
I’m embarrassed that I actually shared it with someone once. Amazing he didn’t tell me to just quit now (thank you, Thomas).
I still like the concept. The idea was to write the story of the prostitute who washes Jesus’s feet in her tears. She gets like three lines in the Bible, and I want to know more. What it was like being a prostitute in New Testament times, how she came to be one. I want to know how it felt when the homeowner told her she was unworthy even to touch Jesus’s feet, and then what she did when Jesus praised her above the homeowner. What happened to her afterward. The story was going to be gritty and real and deep.
I did a ton of research for it. Maybe I’ll write it some day. But not now. What I have so far is too awful and I don’t feel like messing with it to make it un-embarrassing.
Someday I will be a successful novelist. Because I want it and I’m willing to pay in sweat and tears* for it. And once upon a time I was AWFUL. Let that be a lesson to all aspiring writers.
And when I’m a successful, published, independently wealthy author, maybe I’ll publish some of my awfulness so you can see. For now, though, you really don’t need to know.
SO. It’s verdict time. Your instructions.
- This is the participation portion of the game. HUGE thanks to everyone who has participated so far. If you haven’t and you want to, now is the time to step up.
- Leave a comment here, on this entry, telling me which of the
sevensix stories you are most interested in reading as a complete work, and why.
That’s it. So simple. The winning story will be chosen as follows:
- 10 points for being popularly chosen by participants
- 10 points for receiving the most interesting/compelling vote
- 80 points for being the one I generally feel most excited about when it’s time to get started
Your vote counts! But only because it will probably have an impact on how I feel!
Seriously, your voice does count. I love all of these story ideas, and want your input.
Oh, and you can read all six by scrolling backwards from the home page or clicking through on their titles here:
Relief: A Place to Back Up (also known as Relief: A Title that Doesn’t Start with “The”)
Let’s begin! And thank you, truly.
*maybe even in blood. A little blood. Like maybe a pinprick or something. But I’d rather pay in sweat. Or maybe cash if I had any. Wait. Can I pay in rotten apple cores pulled out from under my son’s dresser?